The Bingo Hall
Senior Center Showdown
Don't die a loser.
The residents of the Shady Acres Senior Center settle who runs the place the old-fashioned way.
A lovingly absurd 2.5D fighting game: 3D characters on a 2D plane, warm visuals, serious mechanics and comedy in every frame. Projectile hair curlers, chancla counters, hip-check command grabs, and a super meter labelled FIBER.
Seven fighters: The Curler, Handy Dan, Manny Slaughter, Huxley Argyle, Pappy Killmore, Abuela Armageddon and Naya Didn't. Nobody is a joke character: every fighter is fully realised.
- Comedy is frame data: every move reads funny and plays honest.
- Slow walk, fast hands: deliberately low walk speeds, generous buffers and chunky hits.
- Senior Moments: cinematic supers that spend three bars of FIBER.
- Nap Time: hold the taunt to regenerate a sliver of FIBER. Fully punishable.
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